Sunday 8 May 2011

A New Life for Old… (Article First Published on UKClimbing.com)

The school bus door hissed shut and the belching vehicle set off, as did lead feet stomping up the path home to another normal evening after school. My sisters sat in stony silence, hollowed eyed in the garden, whilst my Grandmother ushered me inside the house. Hackles rose, skin tightened and I was sat down opposite my father.

The hexagonal was made from a plumber's pipe, the creator of the device assuring me that it was bomber, I didn't like the sound of that, but it fitted in the dog–leg fissure and that was all that mattered, after all I wasn't going to fall. I felt deadskin fall away as I entered this vertical half world that gave new meaning to an adolescence life, formerly full of bullshit and meaningless banter between pubescent youth.

I'd passed this scruffy quarry hundreds of times and never thought any significance to it as a young man struggling to be all that one's parents wants them to be. That didn't matter as I crudely jammed my way up this drainpipe, in the smooth sandy rock face. The arse had fallen out of all that should be good, honest and striving to attain as the school motto went.

Father tried his best to explain, but I was numb before I'd sat down, a feeling only transpired by this, a desire to get away, go and be free.

Like the unexpected news one gets, like the bullet that hits you when you least expect, complacency threw a curve ball once again after I fucked up. A friend placement ripped, it was my first time trying placing the device and I knew it was shit.

I sat in the harness after the fall. I felt different, released, scared, tired and desperate to suceed.

I didn't cry, that came 15 years later, but the body with the brain shook before I knew what had hit me. The proportion of blame lay with no one and that above all was what hurt, distrusting, questionable and unfinished.

I got back on the dusty in-cuts, thoughts of my release now turning to fighting the hurt I should be feeling. While I had seen an ending of my family's stability and parenthood as I knew it, I was in a place I couldn't feel, move or go anywhere, let alone somewhere.

I could only think of me. My parents will still be that, my parents and this folly of mind will only be a torture that would lay heavy on the soul.

I floated past confident crack lines and found a tree that welcomed me in my crisis, a set of ropes and metalwork a saving grace.

I was unsure of who I was and who I was meant to be. The sun threw waves of light over the quarry as I brought up giggling Dan. I look at my hands, brush back my ponytail, and realise there's a new person in town.

A few miles trod later and my dear mother is waiting with my supper. Egg and Chips never tasted so good.

Wednesday 4 May 2011

Travels with my Camera… Shrewsbury Town

An unlikely source of inspiration for a trip, you may argue is the former Tory politician and late night commentator Michael Portillio. However he has in recent years been making a series of programmes of Great British Train Journeys, using the first travel guidebook written by George Bradshaw, Portillio himself inspired to visit the places that Bradshaw did many years ago.

Bradshaw’s guide has taken the viewer the length and breadth of the country ably guided by a giddy Portillio, stopping along the way to pick up on the sights, cultures and traditions in modern day Britain. The changes over the years can be stark, however there are some places that Portillio visits where little has changed over the years and the sense of history remains and the stories never change.

One such place, and more importantly, a place I had never visited is Shrewsbury. Interestingly, did you read that as Shreewsbury or Shrowsbury? Apparently if you live on the south of the river it’s the latter with northern inhabitants preferring the former.

Nestling either side of the meandering River Severn, the small town is a charming higgle-piggle of black and white Tudor buildings set over several small hills, set round the historical market square with its Classic Market Hall which is now a Cinema. The cobbled pavements are home to market streets and shopping arcades and you don’t have to look too far for something to eat or drink.

My first stop was the 11th Century Norman Abbey on the south side of the river. Its founder, Earl Roger de Montgomerie (The First Earl of Shrewsbury) was a close relation to William the Conqueror and the Abbey was finally finished in 1083 BC. As I entered the Abbey with its warm sandstone façade, I was greeted by the calming strains of the abbey’s organ prior to Evensong which made the short walk round very peaceful indeed.

Back out in the January air, the light was poor, so I took in the modern simple sculptures in the grounds before spotting what turned out to be Shrewsbury’s most haunted pub. The Dun Cow (built purportedly at the same time as the Abbey) sits in it’s shadow and is a typical Tudor building on the outside, yet on the inside, you could be in any modern gastro pub watching Sky Sports on a Sunday afternoon. Luckily the ghost stories are slightly more interesting.

In 1980 Mrs Hayes, the landlords wife, awoke to see a hooded monk in her bedroom, bent over the cot of her infant daughter. This habit was described as having dots of bright colour on it. The monk was seen by the daughter two years later and she screamed as she awoke to find him there. Mr Hayes also saw the ghostly Brother and, apparently, some visitors have seen shadowy figures passing through walls there.

However the scariest things in the pub were the locals so I didn’t stay, deciding to get back to the Abbey to take some shots as the sun had finally made an appearance and the hue in the colours of the Shropshire Sandstone stood out fantastically. I bagged a few pictures and trotted across the river and up the hill to the town centre for a wander through the narrow streets, taking in the odd gallery or two.

Shrewsbury Castle unfortunately was shut, however I did manage to wander past the Church of St Mary’s where Robert Cadman had a particular party trick in 1732. He would tie a rope from the bell tower to across the river and would proceed to slide up and down via a wooden breastplate, his wife taking in the money from the punters below.

It seems this used to be all the rage at the time (See the Derby Blog). However this story doesn’t have a happy ending as one day in 1739 whilst performing his tricks the rope snapped and he fell to his death below.

He was buried in St Mary's Church, where a plaque in his memory may still be found. It reads:

Let this small Monument record the name
of Cadman, and to future time proclaim
How by'n attempt to fly from this high spire
across the Sabrine he did acquire
His fatal end. 'Twas not for want of skill
Or courage to perform the task he fell,
No, no, a faulty Cord being drawn too tight
Harried his Soul on high to take her flight
Which bid the Body here beneath good Night
Feb. 2nd 1739 aged 28

Close to the church and at the top of the fabulous ‘Bear Steps’ was another charming looking pub called The Bear and fortunately this time, it was a traditional pub with coal files and a welcoming atmosphere for a quick drink before the train.

Back at the station, I was surprised of the view as I walk back down the hill. When I first arrived, the inside of the station looked shabby and in dire need of restoration, I never then thought to look back when exiting the building. However a beautiful sandstone vista greeted me on my return - the Georgian station buildings sitting in the late winter sun with their quadruple sandstone chimney stacks and classically designed windows. It was beautiful and as I made my way onto the platform, it became more apparent of the regeneration that is needed to the rest of the station.

No matter how you pronounce it, Shrewsbury was, indeed a very pleasant day out with my camera, with just enough to feed my hobby. It does enough to keep one busy for a day or so and I didn’t even manage to explore the river Severn and its walks.


On the way back home, as the train sped through the Shropshire wetlands, the sun began to colour the horizon a beautiful cerise and we were treated to a magnificent display of darting flocks of Lapwing over the meadows. A warm last goodbye from a warming part of the country. I hope Messes Bradshaw and Portillo received a fitting farewell just as beautiful...


Tuesday 3 May 2011

Stockings & Suspenses (Slight Return)


Have you ever been to Filey? This view (modelled by Theo Dog - bottom) from Filey Brigg, a spit of land jutting out from the east coast captured at 6am shows how remarkable this small coastal town can show its delights. Go inland for a wander, country walk and you might be struggling for a way forward - its all farmer’s fields & boring lanes. Apart from the Coastal path - walking in these parts is fairy pedestrian. Perusing a landmark map a way forward came in fit's & starts and we set off for a jaunt round Stocking Dale...

Whilst keeping an open mind, I wondered what I would find in this dale of hosiery, and I was surprised to find an abundance of fecund rabbits running hither & thither, searching a bolt hole to avoid our rude unwelcoming.

We sat upon a hill in Stockingdale to eat & reflect on our walk - after our sustenance I asked to the males of the group - "tights or stockings"? A grin on the chap’s faces said it all...

This year we managed to get away to Filey the weekend of the 2011 Royal Wedding to escape the pomp & pageantry and enjoy the unseasonable sunshine, and of course get sunburnt whilst eating our fish & chips & ice creams.

The Stocking Dale walk was re-visited through fields of sun kissed rape, the occasional rabbit scarer sounding off as we brushed past the 8 foot high seed, a pretty picture but a hayfever sufferer’s nightmare.

After purchasing a dozen Eggs at Stocking Farm from “The Happy Chickens” we ambled down the hill to the dale (Top Picture), the dogs were tethered; least they were to do what only comes natural to our Oscar and Pickle, that being chasing bunny rabbits.

However as we entered the tree canopy of the dale and some welcome shade from the fierce spring sunshine, there seemed to be a distinct lack of darting rabbits which we had experienced the previous Easter. Instead we were greeted by numerous necrotic bunny corpses strewn over the path and fields as we walked down the Wolds Way, sadly not spotting one live rabbit.

Theories of predators or farmers culling the rabbit population were discarded as a local dog walker described the recent outbreak of mixamatosis, which had not only wiped out the bunnies but also lead to the resident nesting buzzards to leave the area.

Leaving this rather grisly scene, we pushed on back through the well groomed village of Hunmanby, to the rugged coast and beautiful azure North Sea with its galloping white horses, for a well deserved pint on the cliff tops in honour of the poor bunnies.

Next time we visit Filey will be in the Summer Holidays. I hope that if when we go back to Stocking Dale the bunnies will have returned and so too the buzzards, in their rightful habitat, happy just like the Chickens of Stocking Dale...